When you are traveling on the path to enlightenment...

[alexandraerin]

...if you should meet the Buddha on the road, tell him he's heading in the wrong direction.

It's only polite.

"Yo, dude. Enlightenment's that way!"

Comments

[rhakash.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess he just hands it to you...

(and now I feel very dirty inside for having made such a cheap pun)