When you are traveling on the path to enlightenment...

[alexandraerin]

...if you should meet the Buddha on the road, tell him he's heading in the wrong direction.

It's only polite.

"Yo, dude. Enlightenment's that way!"

Comments

[mazzon.livejournal.com]

But if it's really Buddha you meet, then isn't it most likely that he's already been there and is just on his way back home?

[ego-sideways.livejournal.com]

If you should meet the Buddha on the road, ask him for his re-entry bracelet. The Buddha has double-jointed thumbs and thick wrists, so you should be able to get in free.