There Will Be Blood
Oct. 18th, 2011 05:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alexandraerinMy Brain: These two shakes look an awful lot alike. I know the server said this one was jamocha and the other was chocolate, but what if someone else filled them and she was just guessing? I should have ordered Jack a vanilla. All he said was "anything but jamocha" so there was no reason it had to be chocolate... literally the only thing he requested was that he not get a jamocha shake and I've basically given him a 50/50 chance of exactly that I AM THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER... although rationally I guess the worst case scenario is that he gets a sip of jamocha and then we trade.
In fact, I can just taste mine first and find out for sure.
Okay... okay... hmmm, I'm pretty sure that's jamocha.
Yeah, pretty sure.
But of course it's kind of chocolaty, too. In fact, it's kind of really chocolaty. I know that jamocha has a chocolate base, but... honestly, I can't remember if I've ever had a plain chocolate milkshake from Arby's. What if this is just what they taste like?
That's silly... there is definitely something coffee-like in here. Unless I'm just confused because I was expecting jamocha? Maybe this is just what chocolate tastes like.
I guess I'll know for sure when Jack tries his... he's not even putting his straw in. He must be waiting until we get home. Why, Jack, why? I could be drinking your milkshake right now and we'd never know. I should stop drinking. No, that would be weird. He'd wonder what's wrong. Maybe I could ask him to taste his. No, that would be even weirder. Oh, I could ask if I can try some of his! ...that would probably be weirder still, but it would give me a side-by-side comparison IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.
Jack: You're quiet, pet.
Me: I'm drinking my milkshake.
In fact, I can just taste mine first and find out for sure.
Okay... okay... hmmm, I'm pretty sure that's jamocha.
Yeah, pretty sure.
But of course it's kind of chocolaty, too. In fact, it's kind of really chocolaty. I know that jamocha has a chocolate base, but... honestly, I can't remember if I've ever had a plain chocolate milkshake from Arby's. What if this is just what they taste like?
That's silly... there is definitely something coffee-like in here. Unless I'm just confused because I was expecting jamocha? Maybe this is just what chocolate tastes like.
I guess I'll know for sure when Jack tries his... he's not even putting his straw in. He must be waiting until we get home. Why, Jack, why? I could be drinking your milkshake right now and we'd never know. I should stop drinking. No, that would be weird. He'd wonder what's wrong. Maybe I could ask him to taste his. No, that would be even weirder. Oh, I could ask if I can try some of his! ...that would probably be weirder still, but it would give me a side-by-side comparison IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.
Jack: You're quiet, pet.
Me: I'm drinking my milkshake.
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on 2011-10-19 01:14 am (UTC)