Sounds like a title of one of those Bailey School Kids books.
Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses, Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance, Mermaids Don't Run Track (well honestly, how could they if they don't have feet?), VAMPIRES DO NOT PLAY BASEBALL.
Amen! It's uncanny how every new 'hip' vampire fiction seems to make a deliberate effort to make their vampires a bit less vampire-like. What ever happened to rising from your grave in the night to drink the blood of the living?
Sure they do...
Rimshot! (http://www.instantrimshot.com/)
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Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses, Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance, Mermaids Don't Run Track (well honestly, how could they if they don't have feet?), VAMPIRES DO NOT PLAY BASEBALL.
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Old Man Wrigley saw this coming
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Are you telling me this guy:
isnt' a vampire? that's Aaron Harang! He's TOTALLY a vampire!
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It's uncanny how every new 'hip' vampire fiction seems to make a deliberate effort to make their vampires a bit less vampire-like. What ever happened to rising from your grave in the night to drink the blood of the living?
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