Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports

[alexandraerin]

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VAMPIRES DO NOT PLAY BASEBALL. GOODNIGHT.

Comments

Sure they do...

[triplemare.livejournal.com]

Remember the strikes?

Rimshot! (http://www.instantrimshot.com/)

[hnmic.livejournal.com]

jesus christ on a pogo stick.

[leastlikely.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a title of one of those Bailey School Kids books.

Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses, Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance, Mermaids Don't Run Track (well honestly, how could they if they don't have feet?), VAMPIRES DO NOT PLAY BASEBALL.

[alexandraerin.livejournal.com]

Any one of those sounds better than Twilight.

Old Man Wrigley saw this coming

[conlawguru.livejournal.com]

That's why he insisted baseball was a day game!

[dwer.livejournal.com]

wait wait wait wait wait.

Are you telling me this guy:



isnt' a vampire? that's Aaron Harang! He's TOTALLY a vampire!

[mazzon.livejournal.com]

Amen!
It's uncanny how every new 'hip' vampire fiction seems to make a deliberate effort to make their vampires a bit less vampire-like. What ever happened to rising from your grave in the night to drink the blood of the living?

[popelizbet.livejournal.com]

This? This is why I fucks with you.